UK Pressing plant refuses to print CD because of obscene, blasphemous song title

Internet singer/songwriter Kunt And The Gang – best known for the track “Use My Arsehole As A C***“- has hit a snag making his new album.

https://twitter.com/kuntandthegang/status/755702952447401985

We got in touch for get for more information and Kunt replied:

The UK Pressing plant refused to press my new CD Blue ROFL because of one of the song titles: ‘Jesus Died of a Stranglewank’

It’s the first I’d heard of a stranglewank ban, what are celebrities supposed to do now when they get bored of normal wanking?

I can’t believe I’ve fallen victim it. I don’t even really enjoy stranglewanking but I’ll defend to my death strung up in a wardrobe with my cock out your right to do it.

In the song I was just trying to use a popular cultural figure to get my message across, like when they got Martine McCutcheon to advertise yoghurts.

Will I be playing the song on my upcoming tour? Not if it’s going to end up with me getting carted away by the auto-erotic asphyxiation censor nazis sporting a little Stranglwank logo with a cross through it on their epaulettes.

This is the offending CD in question – track 8 is the problem.

Quite why they had a problem with “Jesus Died of Stranglewank” and not “(Shitting On) A Picture Of The Queen” or some of the others which we’re not even comfortable typing out loud.

“I don’t make a habit of quoting Richard Littlejohn but you couldn’t make it up”, remarks Kunt.

If you’re unfamiliar with Kunt’s work, then start with this. Warning: not safe for ANYTHING.

Source: @kuntandthegang