Donald Trump dumped his latest tariff demand on Canada and it’s an unintentionally hilarious read – 16 of the most brutal and on-point responses

America’s greatest living writer released another tariff letter yesterday and it features all the hallmarks we’ve come to expect. Donald Trump is threatening Canada this time around and he’s upped his demands, including 35% on Canadian goods. Plot twist: he blamed America’s fentanyl problem on its hockey-playing neighbors from the North.

Here we go again.
Trump is back to fighting with Canada, just like with almost all our allies.

We, as consumers, are going to pay for Trump’s stupid, reckless trade wars. pic.twitter.com/qW6mm4kOHU

— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) July 11, 2025

Here it is again just in case that’s tricky to read.

And it didn’t take long for Twitter to deliver its verdict. And it was just as well-received as you’d imagine.

1.

And with this simple trick, he managed to make everyone forget about the Epstein files.

— NiatrikX (@niatrikx) July 11, 2025

2.

Dear Fuckface,
Canada is not a major source of fentanyl trafficking into the US. Canada accounts for only 0.1–0.2% of total U.S. border seizures. In 2024, 43 lbs were seized, vs 21,000 lbs at your southern border.

So, shove your 35% tariffs you fucking bitch.

Sincerely,
pic.twitter.com/KYauDLaS6s

— Canada Hates Trump (@AntiTrumpCanada) July 11, 2025

3.

He just sent a ragetweet on government letterhead to one of our most important allies and trading partners

— Angry Staffer (@Angry_Staffer) July 11, 2025

4.

This shit looks like it was written by a child.

How embarrassing. pic.twitter.com/Tzd9L1wgvX

— Angry Staffer (@Angry_Staffer) July 11, 2025

5.

An English teacher would give this a Fail.

So would an Economics teacher.

So would a History teacher.

— Ed (@terkey76) July 11, 2025

6.

If you’re a Canadian and you willingly choose to buy American/travel there while all this bullshit has been going on, you need to do some serious self-assessment. pic.twitter.com/5vegTyQ5BM

— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 11, 2025

7.

It was written by an adult toddler in a perpetual tantrum.

— Unladen Swallow (@Unladen_Swlw) July 11, 2025

8.

Might as well been written in crayon or poop.

— He Hate Me (@don2020_bye) July 11, 2025