A gutted American football fan listed all the things the US is ‘better at’ than Belgium and it was a glorious own goal for the ages
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I’m not gonna lie guys. Seeing Americans cope after the absolute humiliation that took place in Seattle tonight gives me a special type of joy. https://t.co/4QBoceuY8U
— Marcel (@illnevercallitx) July 7, 2026
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when does USA play next round though??
— ٌ🇧🇪🇳🇴 (@lagos2145) July 7, 2026
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Belgium may have beaten the hell out of the US in the World Cup, but when this is all over the Belgians have to use their longer paid vacations to take their higher standard of living back to their much safer country where they’ll have to spend their much longer life expectancies…
— FunkyCowboy (@FunkyCowboy1) July 7, 2026
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Americans are not taking their ass whooping by Belgium very well, going to the classic “oh we’re so much richer than them” and of course not realizing it makes their defeat even more blatant.
Well done Belgium, you made Europe proud, well done. https://t.co/nn7oAtkh2l
— Mepassistant (Quentin) (@mepassistants) July 7, 2026
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Yet, somehow, Belgium has a higher quality of life; universal, low-cost healthcare; a longer life expectancy; well-funded education through university; better infrastructure; reasonable work-life balance; and mandatory paid vacation. 🤔
— Anna Sheveland 🇺🇸 💜 🇺🇦 + ⚽ 🇳🇴 🇦🇷 SCO ENG (@AnnaSheveland) July 7, 2026
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Generational crash out
Got owned by the Belgian unc squad https://t.co/MFjfZgGUSx
— William O. Douglas Stan 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼🇦🇲🇽🇰 (@ODouglas_Stan) July 7, 2026
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And yet, you still can’t beat them at a game of football 👍 embarrassing.
— Stephen Casey Rea (@NotStephenCasey) July 7, 2026
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a worse attempt at flexing
“I got my ass beat by school children, but I make $100k a year and they go to school” https://t.co/ItkGrf8y9L
— Kama (@Kama_Kamilia) July 7, 2026
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And they are still better at you at football 😂😂😂😂😂
They also make better beer and food.
Hold that.
European brothers 🏴🤝🇧🇪
— Ed (@_CFCEd) July 7, 2026
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