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		<lastmod>2026-03-26T12:54:27+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-03-26T12:57:07+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-03-26T13:11:41+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-03-26T13:50:24+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-03-26T14:09:05+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-03-27T06:48:02+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-03-27T08:40:50+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-03-27T14:44:05+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-03-28T08:21:55+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-03-30T12:15:59+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/01/whats-more-harmful-than-cigarettes-but-society-treats-it-as-normal/danger2/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-01T19:24:33+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/01/whats-more-harmful-than-cigarettes-but-society-treats-it-as-normal/danger2-2/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-01T19:30:46+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/02/our-25-favourite-funny-tweets-of-the-week-113/totw2-21/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T04:00:45+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/02/our-25-favourite-funny-tweets-of-the-week-113/totw2-22/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T04:06:30+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-02T05:15:30+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/02/conspiracy-theorist-suggests-she-was-made-ill-by-sitting-next-to-a-vaccinated-person/vaccine2-4/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T05:37:01+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/02/conspiracy-theorist-suggests-she-was-made-ill-by-sitting-next-to-a-vaccinated-person/vaccine2-5/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T06:06:34+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/02/if-brits-had-won-space-race-this-might-have-been-the-first-fit-on-the-moon/space2-2/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T06:26:28+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/02/if-brits-had-won-space-race-this-might-have-been-the-first-fit-on-the-moon/space2-3/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T06:32:08+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/02/young-space-fan-excited-and-nsfw-reply-to-reporter-who-asked-why-hed-turned-up-to-watch-artemis-ii/kid2-2/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T07:54:42+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/02/young-space-fan-excited-and-nsfw-reply-to-reporter-who-asked-why-hed-turned-up-to-watch-artemis-ii/kid2-3/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T08:06:14+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/02/reforms-would-be-london-mayor-got-schooled-on-support-for-drilling-north-sea/oil2/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T09:26:00+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/02/reforms-would-be-london-mayor-got-schooled-on-support-for-drilling-north-sea/oil2-2/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T09:36:29+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/02/a-presener-covering-the-artemis-ii-launch-couldnt-take-any-more-of-the-conspiracy-nonsense-so-they-did-this-and-its-fabulous/screenshot-2026-04-02-at-10-39-06/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T09:39:16+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/02/a-presener-covering-the-artemis-ii-launch-couldnt-take-any-more-of-the-conspiracy-nonsense-so-they-did-this-and-its-fabulous/screenshot-2026-04-02-at-10-41-33/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T09:41:43+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/02/a-woman-gave-this-advice-about-the-menopause-a-small-but-most-important-tweak-to-highlight-sexist-attitudes-towards-woman-and-it-was-magnificent/screenshot-2026-04-02-at-10-58-25/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T09:58:35+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/02/a-woman-gave-this-advice-about-the-menopause-a-small-but-most-important-tweak-to-highlight-sexist-attitudes-towards-woman-and-it-was-magnificent/screenshot-2026-04-02-at-11-01-47/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T10:01:54+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/whats-a-rule-you-follow-for-no-logical-reason/chips-400x500/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T10:29:25+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/whats-a-rule-you-follow-for-no-logical-reason/chips-600x315/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T10:29:27+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/02/trumps-spiritual-adviser-just-found-he-had-so-much-in-common-with-jesus-and-these-14-responses-totally-nailed-it/screenshot-2026-04-02-at-11-30-12/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T10:39:22+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/02/people-sharing-things-the-public-gets-spectacularly-wrong-about-their-area-of-expertise/wrong2/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T10:44:44+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/02/this-5-star-takedown-of-an-influencer-looking-for-a-free-hotel-stay-is-a-proper-hall-of-famer/screenshot-2026-04-02-at-11-46-09/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T10:46:21+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/02/people-sharing-things-the-public-gets-spectacularly-wrong-about-their-area-of-expertise/wrong2-2/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T10:55:36+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/08/which-person-alive-right-now-will-still-be-famous-in-200-years/mc-400x500-1/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T11:38:15+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/08/which-person-alive-right-now-will-still-be-famous-in-200-years/mc-600x315/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T11:38:17+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/02/a-music-video-made-by-andrew-tate-back-in-the-day-has-just-gone-viral-and-its-the-pure-unfiltered-essence-of-the-man-in-18-seconds-flat/screenshot-2026-04-02-at-14-08-27/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T13:10:03+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-02T13:27:38+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/02/whats-the-craziest-thing-someone-said-to-during-sex-18-unfortunate-and-very-funny-utterances-during-intercourse/gillian-anderson-sex-education/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-02T14:46:36+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/03/hilarious-and-devastating-imagining-of-the-proposed-trump-library/library2-3/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-03T09:04:11+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/03/hilarious-and-devastating-imagining-of-the-proposed-trump-library/library2-4/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-03T09:18:43+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/03/this-1984-jeopardy-poser-turned-all-three-contestants-into-losers/jeopardy2/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-03T10:20:02+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/03/this-1984-jeopardy-poser-turned-all-three-contestants-into-losers/jeopardy2-2/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-03T10:29:22+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/04/american-trump-supporters-have-been-giving-their-misinformed-views-on-sharia-law-in-the-uk/cpac2-2/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-04T10:43:53+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/04/american-trump-supporters-have-been-giving-their-misinformed-views-on-sharia-law-in-the-uk/cpac2-3/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-04T11:02:00+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/04/what-is-your-favourite-poverty-luxury/poor2/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-04T11:43:43+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/04/what-is-your-favourite-poverty-luxury/poor2-2/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-04T11:54:49+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/04/rosie-ramseys-classic-misunderstanding-about-katy-perrys-space-flight/rosie-53/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-04T12:12:35+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/04/rosie-ramseys-classic-misunderstanding-about-katy-perrys-space-flight/rosie-54/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-04T12:14:40+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/04/few-can-mimic-the-uks-accents-better-than-jason-isaacs/accents-5/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-04T12:41:02+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/04/few-can-mimic-the-uks-accents-better-than-jason-isaacs/accents-6/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-04T12:44:11+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/04/what-hobby-did-you-try-once-and-instantly-get-addicted-to-19-pastimes-that-unexpectedly-got-people-in-a-chokehold/hobby2/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-04T13:37:13+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/trump-threatened-to-unleash-hell-if-the-crazy-bastards-in-iran-dont-open-the-fuckin-strait/iran2-2/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T04:20:46+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/trump-threatened-to-unleash-hell-if-the-crazy-bastards-in-iran-dont-open-the-fuckin-strait/iran2-3/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T04:38:29+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/piers-morgan-urged-donald-trump-to-delete-his-profane-message-to-iran-so-people-wont-think-hes-lost-his-marbles/piers2-4/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T05:45:50+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/piers-morgan-urged-donald-trump-to-delete-his-profane-message-to-iran-so-people-wont-think-hes-lost-his-marbles/piers2-5/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T05:59:34+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/noah-wyle-savage-hilarious-dig-at-the-do-your-own-research-medical-conspiracy-theorists/noah-12/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T06:48:36+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/noah-wyle-savage-hilarious-dig-at-the-do-your-own-research-medical-conspiracy-theorists/giphy-68/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T06:56:52+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/noah-wyle-savage-hilarious-dig-at-the-do-your-own-research-medical-conspiracy-theorists/noah-13/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T07:21:19+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/an-american-said-europeans-had-no-idea-how-angry-the-us-is-with-them-right-now-and-these-a-replies-have-never-made-us-more-proud-to-be-european/sss-8/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T08:29:49+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/trump-tried-to-claim-responsibility-for-killing-osama-bin-laden/obl2/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T08:33:00+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/ian-hislop-armando-iannucci-war-iran/sss-9/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T08:46:33+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/trump-tried-to-claim-responsibility-for-killing-osama-bin-laden/obl2-2/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T08:51:43+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-07T09:11:47+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/artemis-ii-crew-dropped-a-spoof-sitcom-intro-as-they-approached-the-far-side-of-the-moon/sitcom2/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T09:32:57+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/artemis-ii-crew-dropped-a-spoof-sitcom-intro-as-they-approached-the-far-side-of-the-moon/sitcom2-2/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T09:45:59+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/whats-a-rule-you-follow-for-no-logical-reason/rule2/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T10:20:06+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-07T11:42:47+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/08/uncanny-accuracy-of-this-very-funny-chinese-donald-trump-impersonator/chinese-21/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T12:04:16+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/donald-trump-just-announced-hes-ready-to-run-for-president-of-venezuela-15-withering-takedowns/trumpvenzuela/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T12:41:29+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/donald-trump-just-announced-hes-ready-to-run-for-president-of-venezuela-15-withering-takedowns/trumpvenezuela-social/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T12:48:47+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/the-awkward-60-second-silence-between-trump-and-the-artemis-ii-crew-was-already-good-but-the-unexpected-payoff-was-hilarious/screenshot-2026-04-07-at-13-58-07/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T12:58:19+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/a-reporter-challenged-donald-trump-over-his-potential-war-crimes-and-his-response-was-page-one-of-his-presidential-colouring-sorry-playbook/trumpnytimes/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T13:31:16+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/a-reporter-challenged-donald-trump-over-his-potential-war-crimes-and-his-response-was-page-one-of-his-presidential-colouring-sorry-playbook/trumpnytimes-social/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T13:39:21+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-07T14:20:36+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/donald-trump-casually-threatened-to-take-out-all-of-iran-in-one-night-in-case-youre-wondering-how-the-us-liberation-mission-is-progressing/trumpiranonenight/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T14:50:28+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/donald-trump-casually-threatened-to-take-out-all-of-iran-in-one-night-in-case-youre-wondering-how-the-us-liberation-mission-is-progressing/trumpiranonenight-social/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T15:01:34+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/donald-trump-casually-threatened-to-take-out-all-of-iran-in-one-night-in-case-youre-wondering-how-the-us-liberation-mission-is-progressing/hftiajoxsaaolkk-1/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T15:29:32+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/donald-trump-somehow-managed-to-keep-a-straight-face-as-he-told-a-reporter-that-iranians-are-begging-him-to-keep-bombing-their-country/trumpbegging/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T15:34:29+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/07/donald-trump-somehow-managed-to-keep-a-straight-face-as-he-told-a-reporter-that-iranians-are-begging-him-to-keep-bombing-their-country/trumpbegging-social/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-07T15:38:50+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/08/25-of-the-funniest-posts-weve-seen-on-bluesky-this-week-64/bsky2-8/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-08T04:04:28+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://www.thepoke.com/2026/04/08/25-of-the-funniest-posts-weve-seen-on-bluesky-this-week-64/bsky2-9/</loc>
		<lastmod>2026-04-08T04:17:04+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-08T05:25:09+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-08T12:33:57+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-08T12:52:50+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-08T15:30:43+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-08T19:53:07+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-08T19:56:17+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-08T20:01:45+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-09T06:38:28+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-09T06:57:18+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-09T07:50:46+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-09T08:22:39+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-09T08:29:53+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-09T08:30:16+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-09T08:45:52+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-09T08:48:49+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-09T08:49:51+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2026-04-09T10:03:34+00:00</lastmod>
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