masturbation

This hands-on warning from on high prompted lots of funny responses – 13 favourites

Come again? This school ‘notice’ has been opening eyes all over the internet

Nostalgic Masturbator Wistfully Flips Through Littlewoods Catalogue

Fifty Shades Of Grey Actors ‘Not Up To Fan’s Masturbatory Standards’

Masturbation still not a cure for insomnia

The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

Man feeling nostalgic for that time he found porn magazine in a layby