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MP’s Dating Profiles

Poke Staff. Updated April 10th, 2014

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Even elected members of parliament have difficulty meeting that special someone. By @TechnicallyRon

1. David Cameron

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2. Boris Johnson

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3. Danny Alexander

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4. Ed Balls

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5. Ed Miliband

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6. Eric Pickles

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7. Nigel Farage

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8. George Osborne

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9. Michael Gove

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10. Maria Miller

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