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Trump cultist Kevin Hassett tried to gaslight everyone on the state of the US economy, and the interviewer literally couldn’t believe her ears
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Danny Kruger downplaying Reform’s Makerfield candidate’s vile misogynistic comments about Carol Vorderman spoke volumes about where the party is right now
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