Whoever did the new Trump cover of the Economist, give them the rest of the week off

America’s media regulator just said Donald Trump is ‘the alpha in every single place all across the world’ in case you’re wondering how freedom of the press is going

If Donald Trump’s latest social media rant was meant to reassure people it had entirely the opposite effect, the surest sign yet he has no control over the US war with Iran

What’s something people only romanticise because they’ve never actually done it? – 17 things that aren’t as amazing as people expect

People have been sharing the completely useless information they can’t forget – 17 random facts that have been committed to memory

This recipe misunderstanding may not have led to anything worth eating, but it went straight into the accidental comedy hall of fame

James Cleverly tried to introduce Kemi Badenoch’s ‘best bits’ and the fail that followed was magnificently on-point

This writer’s 100 and a bit word takedown of Donald Trump just went wildly viral because she absolutely nails the man and his presidency

Trump’s intelligence chief said it wasn’t her job to assess threats to America and it had people hollering into next week

Nigel Farage’s racist rhetoric about ‘brilliant young minds’ being replaced with ‘goat herders from Afghanistan’ spoke volumes about the man, and so did the takedowns – 17 of the best

JD Vance tried to flog a silver lining to America’s soaring gas prices and absolutely no-one was buying it

Piers Morgan just stormed off his own YouTube show and of all the A++ responses this one surely nailed it best

This TikTokker’s baffling ‘dog or coyote?’ confusion was funny, but the hilarious responses will really set your tails wagging

Kash Patel’s customised Punisher-themed trainers will make you green with envy (if you’re a 6-year-old boy)

Mark Zuckerberg’s 80-billion-dollar VR Metaverse is being scrapped in June, and the internet can’t stop laughing – 21 favourite burns