This guy nobly tried to heckle Russell Brand outside the courthouse, but it didn’t quite work out the way he’d hoped, and the results are hilarious
Celebrity Traitors fan Cherie Blair text James Blunt’s wife to say “God, your husband’s stupid”, and Joe Lycett spoke for the nation with this all-time brutal comeback
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Celebrity Traitors fan Cherie Blair text James Blunt’s wife to say “God, your husband’s stupid”, and Joe Lycett spoke for the nation with this all-time brutal comeback
GB News presenter Alex Armstrong tried to attack people for not celebrating Halloween, and it blew up in his face so spectacularly that even the police got involved
A flat earther challenged Nasa to prove her wrong and this A++ reply went into orbit
Trump’s press secretary for 15 minutes Katie Zacharia blamed the media for getting fired after just 5 days and all it did was prove she should’ve been sacked sooner
A Texan entrepreneur was amazed you can’t fire someone in Europe if they get sick and the whole of Europe responded as one
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Jay Rayner’s ultimate takedown of this especially unfortunate scammer was a proper hall of famer
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GB News presenter Alex Armstrong tried to attack people for not celebrating Halloween, and it blew up in his face so spectacularly that even the police got involved
The Celebrity Traitors winners are giving their prize money to refugee charities, and people see it as the biggest ‘up yours’ to the Farage crowd
23 of the funniest and most on-point things people are saying about the gripping Celebrity Traitors finale
JD Vance says that if you want American healthcare, you need to speak English – 17 captivating clapbacks that land in any language
Philomena Cunk is back and it sent this classic ‘King Arthur’ clip viral again and it’s all kinds of brilliant
The official White House Twitter account just posted a Halloween message that people reckoned was terrifying for all the wrong reasons
Abdul El-Sayed’s response to Trump saying he’d have to go through a metal detector was 24-carat gold
An American tried to own France’s ‘lesser culture’ and it was far from the slam dunk they thought it was
A Question Time woman single-handedly shut down Zia Yusuf over climate change and his response said it all
A woman’s heartfelt question about America’s spiralling cost of living crisis generated all the empathy and understanding you’d expect from JD Vance
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A reporter accidentally exposed precisely how little Trump knows what he’s talking about and they should all start doing this now
JD Vance calls people who label others less American due to the colour of their skin “scumbags”, in a self-own visible from space
‘Visit North Yorkshire’ asked its followers to share a ‘more British scene’ than this and it’s one of our favourite days on Twitter
The great Sir Patrick Stewart has died, aged 86, and this clip of him delighting in the fun of being a Socialist in Hollywood couldn’t be a better tribute