The Bayeux Tapestry is in the UK, and that’s one in the eye for John Redwood after he said it would only remind the English of their defeat

What small things do film-makers keep getting wrong about life? 17 of the pettiest pet peeves

A poll found that boomers don’t want England to get a Bank Holiday if the Three Lions win the World Cup – 15 generationally savage reactions

There’s an outbreak of explosive diarrhoea in the US thanks largely to RFK Jr’s research cuts – 18 solid samples of toilet humour in response

This clip of a golden retriever with a record-breaking amount of cherry tomatoes in his mouth should be available on prescription as a pick-me-up

More British people want Count Binface to win the Clacton by-election over Nigel Farage, according to a new Ipsos poll – and now people are litter-ly daring to hope

A European reporter just took Donald Trump down with the cold hard truth about the Iran war and more of this sort of thing in America please

We’re not saying it’s going badly for Reform UK-er Laila Cunningham but she just got spectacularly owned on Talk TV

This performance outside a Victoria’s Secret must still be the best body positivity flashmob we’ve ever seen

This Danish reporter magnificently called out Mark Rutte and his attitude to Donald Trump and had Europeans everywhere applauding

‘What quirky expressions have you heard from non-English speakers that make you smile?’ – 21 sayings that will tickle you pink

Richard Tice’s claim that Reform’s disputed donations come from a ‘successful aristocratic family’ he’s known for 50 years might not be the anti-establishment gotcha he intended

Laurence Fox accused Count Binface of being the establishment and was schooled into next week

‘What’s the best pet name you’ve ever heard and what pet was it?’ – 21 amazingly monikered animals

‘What’s something that cost a lot of money back in the day, but is basically worthless now?’ – 22 purchases which have tanked in value