James Cleverly’s denial of calling Stockton a sh*thole was every bit as unconvincing as you’d expect

Stewart Lee’s column on Nigel Farage taking part in I’m A Celebrity is devastating, required reading

This sopping wet dog was absolutely, 100% on a mission and it’s 32 seconds very well spent

This classic news item about a mayor’s NSFW-sounding name just never gets old

Zoe Ball’s Radio 2 breakfast show went suddenly, outrageously NSFW and had parents swerving off the school run

Liz Truss is backing Donald Trump for the 2024 presidential race – 15 votes of no confidence

If Alfie Boe’s song can’t persuade you that Die Hard is a Christmas film – nothing can

17 hilariously sceptical reactions to the claim that Laurence Fox was up for a Batman role

Jill Scott made a joke about Liverpool’s Daniel Sturridge and these grown men’s fury made it so much funnier

23 of the funniest and occasionally seriously unnerving pictures from ‘Please hesitate to reach out’ on Instagram

This Mexican mum’s fury at her daughter complaining of the cold goes out to anyone who’s ever fought over the heating thermostat (so all of us then)

This takedown of a ‘wet wipe’ sticking their nose way too far into someone else’s business is a proper hall of famer

Andrew Tate denied he cried in prison and Piers Morgan’s A++ response had everyone crying (with laughter)

Someone put a clip of Van Morrison through a Chinese translation app and the result was… something else

Why listen to scientists when you could get your climate change ‘facts’ from a GB News presenter? 13 top takedowns