A poll found that boomers don’t want England to get a Bank Holiday if the Three Lions win the World Cup – 15 generationally savage reactions
There’s an outbreak of explosive diarrhoea in the US thanks largely to RFK Jr’s research cuts – 18 solid samples of toilet humour in response
This clip of a golden retriever with a record-breaking amount of cherry tomatoes in his mouth should be available on prescription as a pick-me-up
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A European reporter just took Donald Trump down with the cold hard truth about the Iran war and more of this sort of thing in America please
A New Yorker accused Europe of being ungrateful for everything the US had done for the World Cup and the whole of Europe responded as one
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We’re not saying it’s going badly for Reform UK-er Laila Cunningham but she just got spectacularly owned on Talk TV
Robert Jenrick said it was so brave of Nigel Farage to hold a byelection and the Telegraph’s comeback was as magnificent as it was unexpected
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More British people want Count Binface to win the Clacton by-election over Nigel Farage, according to a new Ipsos poll – and now people are litter-ly daring to hope
A European reporter just took Donald Trump down with the cold hard truth about the Iran war and more of this sort of thing in America please
We’re not saying it’s going badly for Reform UK-er Laila Cunningham but she just got spectacularly owned on Talk TV
This performance outside a Victoria’s Secret must still be the best body positivity flashmob we’ve ever seen
This Danish reporter magnificently called out Mark Rutte and his attitude to Donald Trump and had Europeans everywhere applauding
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Richard Tice’s claim that Reform’s disputed donations come from a ‘successful aristocratic family’ he’s known for 50 years might not be the anti-establishment gotcha he intended
Laurence Fox accused Count Binface of being the establishment and was schooled into next week
‘What’s the best pet name you’ve ever heard and what pet was it?’ – 21 amazingly monikered animals
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A New Yorker accused Europe of being ungrateful for everything the US had done for the World Cup and the whole of Europe responded as one
Nigel Farage is still acting like this is a regular by-election and it gets funnier every time he posts something new on Twitter
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Robert Jenrick did a guest presenter gig on LBC and this particular caller seized the opportunity with both hands to magnificent effect
Reform is diverting campaigners from the Manchester mayoral race to help Farage in Clacton, in case you were wondering how scared they are of a man with a bin on his head