Somebody asked about the ‘dumbest thing’ people had ever heard said – 22 people who weren’t even in the queue when brains were handed out

What is something in your home, which is generally considered boujee, but is absolutely paramount to your happiness? – 23 unmissable treats

This Brit’s unlikely praise for an American TikToker kicked off a voyage of linguistic discovery that will make you proud to be British

EastEnders appeared to start a second or two before the actors and it’s surely the most entertaining thing the soap’s ever done

Victoria Derbyshire’s eye-opening response to the threat posed by AI to humanity surely speaks for us all

Donald Trump is trying to bribe voters with the promise of five grand if the Republicans win the midterms – 18 highly sceptical reactions

A Little Englander said she was ‘disgusted’ by the ‘greedy’ RNLI and ended up owned into next year

Donald Trump said there were no empty seats at his Maga-fest and give this camera operator the rest of the week off

The BBC got absolutely dragged for using ‘food pipe’ in a headline about the health risk of hot drinks – 17 favourite clapbacks

The hilarious Community Note on this ‘fighter plane versus flying carpet’ clip may be the greatest of all time

A gang of bigoted demonstrators had egg all over their masked faces after the ‘asylum seekers’ they spotted turned out to be Pakistan’s U19 cricket squad

The Met Police have opened a new investigation into Reform UK’s finances, and the schadenfreude is off the scale – 23 top responses

This cat owner checked in on her pet while she was away and the camera footage is surely the funniest animal video you’ll watch this week

What ‘compulsory’ things did you only realise later in life was totally optional? 23 people tell how they joyously saw the light

Donald Trump tried to honour a fallen 9/11 hero without making it about himself but just couldn’t pull it off – 17 appalled and totally on-point responses