Sport

Michael Jackson’s been appointed manager of Burnley FC and the puns were bad (bad, really, really bad)

Donald Trump asked his ‘DoorDash driver’ to back up his views on transgender athletes and he was very satisfyingly put back in his box

Ipswich Town’s Nigel Farage own-goal was already bad enough but Norwich City’s A++ response really rubbed their faces in it

Donald Trump said it wasn’t safe for Iran to play at the World Cup in America and the entire internet showed him the red card

Richard Hammond recorded a special message for his ‘mate’ Lewis Hamilton and the F1 man was so dumbfounded it’s hilarious

This pizza-loving wrestler’s hilarious special move just went wildly viral and there’s simply no topping this

This sad little misogynist called ESPN’s NFL analyst a ‘DEI hire’, and her mic-drop comeback didn’t even need words

The Team USA ice hockey captain’s A++ response to Donald Trump’s sexist joke was the sort of statesmanship Trump can only dream of

Dagenham & Redbridge just signed a player called Nortei Nortey and everyone is making the same joke

You surely won’t see a funnier photo finish at the Winter Olympics or any race, anywhere

This sports presenter’s blistering take on racism in football after the latest on-field outrage is an important, essential watch

This Olympic silver-medal-winning skier’s slapdown for the reporter asking if she’d ‘lost two gold medals’ gets the Politest FU of the Year award

This rugby ref turned to emotional blackmail to get these unruly players back in line, and it’s an all-time great sporting rebuke

F1 isn’t a regular hotbed of hilarity but the payoff to this Lewis Hamilton clip is properly funny

Gary Lineker had the magnificent final word on Jim Radcliffe’s outrageous ‘colonisation’ remarks