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Ex-Mumford & Sons banjo player and GB News nepo-baby Winston Marshall was on ‘Newsnight’ debating taxes and Brexit, and these savage responses nail just how unqualified he was for the gig

Abdul El-Sayed absolutely shredded JD Vance after the vice president called him “a weasel”, and people can only marvel at the Senate hopeful’s razor-sharp wit

Elon Musk unveiled a Tesla “flying car” – 18 people who would rather keep their feet and tyres on the ground

Trump’s press secretary Katie Zacharia has been fired after just five disastrous days in the job, and of all the glorious responses, let’s give the final word to Anthony Scaramucci

Donald Trump just called his supporters stupid to their faces, and their response didn’t speak volumes, it bellowed them

Reform UK plans to send its own specially-written newspaper to millions of households – 15 responses that belong on the funny pages

Donald Trump has made a deal with Putin for the US to buy Russian diesel to save his own hide, fuelling outrage from the rest of the world

Reform UK’s Jaymey McIvor went on ‘Newsnight’ to say Reform UK had found that Reform UK did nothing wrong on party donations, and he was gloriously heckled by the other panellists

Donald Trump didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize again, and now everyone is laughing at him – including this year’s actual recipient

People aren’t exactly thrilled at billionaire tech bro Sam Altman telling them to accept ‘bad things’ for the sake of AI – 21 blunt clapbacks

Donald Trump just shared his secret to living longer and it’s not exactly the fountain of youth he thinks it is

This viral 3-minute video brilliantly explains the Manchester City scandal, and seeing the detail laid out like this is truly shocking

Tourism chiefs can’t understand why the number of visitors to the US has dropped by 2 million in the past year, and people are happy to solve the mystery for them

Mike Graham made a joke about Alzheimer’s and Andy Burnham’s late father, and it really confirms everything you’ve ever thought about him and worse

Reform UK’s Robert Jenrick confronted shoplifters in south London in a new vigilante video, but people would like to see him tackle theft and crime a bit closer to home