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The BBC reported on Gavin Williamson’s pet tarantula dying – 20 people treating the tragedy with all the solemnity it deserves

‘Should we ban the unemployed from voting?’ might be the most Telegraph thing that’s ever happened – 16 spoiled ballots

Nigel Farage said he’d ban “foreign flags” flying above UK public buildings if Reform UK get into power – 14 savage responses to make you proud to be British

Campaigners trolled Tommy Robinson’s Unite the Kingdom march with a screen showing pro-immigration messages, and one poor snowflake was so triggered he tried to destroy it

This podcast host’s NSFW advice for reporters to talk back to Trump when he insults them has people cheering and furiously nodding in agreement

Someone modified Nigel Farage’s voice to be high-pitched and squeaky to rob him of credibility, and now it’s the only way you’ll be able to bear listening to him

Boomers wrote to the ‘Telegraph’ saying they can hear their adult children having sex with people since they moved back in, and there’s very little sympathy for their plight

Sarah Ferguson allegedly had a “friends with benefits” relationship with P Diddy, claims a new royal biography – 18 hilarious, horrified responses

Keir Starmer responded to Labour’s election crisis by bringing in fresh blood like Gordon Brown and Harriet Harman, announced in a weird video – 20 amused and baffled responses

Karoline Leavitt had a baby, but people online are more interested in her much older husband – 14 gleefully, brutally childish reactions

People are imagining what it will be like when Reform UK councillors turn up for their new jobs – 17 bleakly funny predictions and reactions

The White House posted an hour-long video of Donald Trump just saying “winning” on a loop – 15 people calling out this clear loser behaviour

The Starbucks CEO has defended the $9 price tag for a coffee, saying people are paying for “the experience”, and it has a latte people foaming at the mouth

People are loving this viral clip of a man calmly eating his food amid the chaos at the White House correspondents’ dinner, and he’s the Zen hero you need today

Religious scholar Russell Brand can’t find the Bible passages that he read in court, and Piers Morgan just leaves him hanging for an excruciating minute of dead air