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Primary schools in England will be told to identify “children at risk of future unemployment” – 18 savage responses in a class of their own

Turns out that “functionally illiterate” US workers earn about the same per hour as the average British worker, if you want a reminder of the wretched state of British salaries

Donald Trump says he knows a lot about Venezuela because Miss Venezuela always did so well in his Miss Universe pageant – 18 people with very undiplomatic responses

This camera stayed locked on Donald Trump’s thunderous face as reporters who investigated his past ties with Jeffrey Epstein won a prize at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner

Some kids in Clacton were asked about Nigel Farage and they absolutely ripped the Count of Dodgy Crypto to shreds in their NSFW replies

Donald Trump can only squirm in his seat at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner as Wolf Blitzer gives a prize to the photo of him doing nothing when a guest fainted

Andy Burnham’s “No 10 North” is up and running, complete with replica No 10 Downing Street black door and an onsite Greggs – 18 reactions to put a grin up north

Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan have been arrested and everyone said the same thing

Nigel Farage criticised Andy Burnham for relying on notes while speaking, saying he doesn’t need an autocue to tell you what he believes in – and, well, you can guess what happened next

Of all the tributes to the late Brenda Fricker aka Home Alone 2’s Pigeon Lady, this savage tweet about one of her co-stars probably speaks for a lot of people

Liz Truss has predicted that Andy Burnham will cause a financial crisis – 17 people mourning the death of irony and self-awareness, may they rest in peace

A free speech warrior dismissed this warning about Ann Widdecombe and was magnificently owned into next year

The great Sam Neill has died, aged 78, after a sudden illness, and this 2021 clip of his ‘dream’ says so much about the man

A poll found that boomers don’t want England to get a Bank Holiday if the Three Lions win the World Cup – 15 generationally savage reactions

There’s an outbreak of explosive diarrhoea in the US thanks largely to RFK Jr’s research cuts – 18 solid samples of toilet humour in response