8 People Who Don’t Care Benedict Cumberbatch Is Getting Married

Benedict Cumberbatch has announced his engagement to Sophie Hunter, causing millions of hearts to break around the world.  Apart from these hearts that is.

1. Congratulations to the happy couple!

2. Let’s kill them with farming equipment.

3. Awwwww.

4. How can you tell – was she clutching a copy of The Bell Jar?

5. Help, I’m being forced to read internet articles against my will.

6. She’s only interested in his keen deductive skills.

7. They must be RELATED!

8. Ok.

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