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How To Inhale Turkey In Under A Second

Poke Staff. Updated December 19th, 2014

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Lacey Dallis demonstrates the “Turkey Slurpee”, which involves instantly inhaling a slice of turkey. Her colleague proves less proficient at inhaling processed meat.

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