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Some people are absolutely LIVID that Tesco are only going to sell straight croissants

The might of the consumer has been felt in another major victory, as Tesco say they will now only sell straight croissants, reports The Guardian.

Apparently demand for the traditionally crooked croissants has fallen and 85% of British consumers now prefer straight ones due to their optimised “spreadability factor” and a sense that they are somehow more sophisticated.

Never mind the Brexit, the logistical nightmare of spreading something on a curve is clearly the most important talking point of the day.

Clearly one person’s “optimised spreadability factor” is another’s “you lazy curve-dodging bastard” as #croissantgate has caused mild to medium outrage on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/Mrs_Bentos/status/700622804836724736

https://twitter.com/PeKirry/status/700657758165553157

And what about people who enjoy fruit with their French breakfast snacks? Fuck them, that’s what.