12 things you may not have considered about leaving Europe

You’re probably sick of hearing about the pros and cons of leaving or staying in the EU – and as both sides have been making up a load of old bollocks to convince voters, here’s twelve more bits of made up bollocks you probably hadn’t considered.

1. Leaving may affect your sleeping arrangements.

2. Newspapers might stop asking stupid questions.

3. Prices may go up.

4. Cakes may become less fancy.

5. Fishing quotas will change.

6. Leaving won’t stop immigration.

7. Vegetables will suffer.

8. Brexit may be the start of a portmanteau plague.

9. There will be consequences for all of the UK.

10. Important EU allowances will be lost.

11. British music will suffer.

12. There could be some truly horrible consequences.