Tory MP resigns after accidentally viewing porn in the Commons while ‘searching for tractors’ – 32 responses that were outstanding in their field
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— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) April 30, 2022
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Where next for Neil Parish? pic.twitter.com/w6Ug6oIYxz
— Dan Rebellato (@DanRebellato) April 30, 2022
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— dean (@DeanRed123) April 30, 2022
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This headline.
The UK has jumped all kinds of sharks now. https://t.co/OlROmYIX8J— gibbzer (@gibbzer) April 30, 2022
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Nothing unusual about it. Tractors are often used for distributing seed.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) April 30, 2022
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Heard yer da is going to start referring to his alone time as “looking at tractors”
— Gwdihŵ 🦉 (@youwouldknow) April 30, 2022
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really shocking that porn watching Tory MP Neil Parish has now admitted to also looking at tractors on his phone
— dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 (@davemacladd) April 30, 2022
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Neil Parish resigns to spend more time with his firmwilly.
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) April 30, 2022
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— Tits McGee (@Scientits) April 30, 2022
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I’ve watched a bukkake by mistake pic.twitter.com/dsxoe0DNmz
— Jamie East (@jamieeast) April 30, 2022
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tfw neil parish has got a brand new combine harvester and he'll give you the key pic.twitter.com/TGO8P4pg65
— Chris Boyd 🇬🇧🇵🇭🇺🇦 (@paperghost) April 30, 2022
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My new job running the social media page for tractor lube has been a bit busier than I expected https://t.co/CKhrF5EcQu
— Simon Neville (@SimonNeville) April 30, 2022
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Neil Parrish and his wife, Susan in happier times pic.twitter.com/4OTP5obnOP
— Dave Gorman (@DaveGorman) April 30, 2022
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The MP Neil Parrish who was caught watching porn in the House of Commons has claimed back £1200 for tissues as work expenses.#HouseofCommons
— Shaun (@Shaun_Highcross) April 30, 2022
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I simply searched for “Get a good ploughing m’lud”. https://t.co/ny85IJFHDV
— 🍋 ʟᴀʀʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀᴜʟ 🍋 (@larryandpaul) April 30, 2022
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"I drove to a castle to test my eyesight"
"I didn't know I was at my own birthday party"
"I accidentally looked at porn after looking for tractors"
The UK Government really are the smartest of us.— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) April 30, 2022
Of course, there is one thing that might have saved Neil Parish a lot of embarrassment.
Thing is I don't really want my MPs looking at tractors in work either. Just do your fucking jobs
— Sian Harries (@sianharries_) April 30, 2022
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