Exclusive funny valentines day
Forget the schmaltz – have some brutally honest Valentine’s Day cards instead
Happy Valentine’s Day, to those who celebrate.
And by ‘celebrate’, we mean ‘spend a fortune on overpriced chocolate, flowers and sundry gifts’ – all in the name of a Christian martyr whose identity is up for debate and whose heart is allegedly in a Dublin church.
Romantic.
Anyway …we know that there’ll be a glut of schmaltz today, so we’ve provided you with a bit of balance.
Roses are red
Elephants are grey
Here’s some honest cards for couples
To celebrate Valentine’s Day
Roses are red
Elephants are grey
Here’s some honest cards for couples
To celebrate Valentine’s Day
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