This royal biographer’s bilious ‘welcome home’ for Harry and Meghan is a grim reminder of why they cleared off in the first place

They’re coming home, they’re coming home, Harry and Meghan are coming home.

Which wouldn’t normally hit the centre of our radar (yes we’ve got a radar!) until we watched this, a royal biographer we’ve never heard of giving her verdict on the returning royal-lites.

It’s absolutely extraordinary, even more so that it still only makes her the second most loathsome person on your screen.

The pure hatred from this woman for Harry & Meghan is absolutely off the scale. #pathetic

“It’s just too awful… & it will make the King & Catherine quite ill… Meghan wants to be Queen” 🤔 pic.twitter.com/AUR0ExCaN9

— Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 (@Haggis_UK) August 20, 2026

Which precisely explains why they left in the first place. And these people surely said it best.

1.

This is one of the funniest things I have seen this year. Imagine being stuck next to this person on a train. pic.twitter.com/1RogHrOor7

— Brendan May (@bmay) August 20, 2026

2.

Two nasty grifters competing to create the most unpleasant scenarios, live on air. Neither has a f*cking clue about anything regarding the Royal Family, apart from what read in the Mail, the Sun or tawdry, fictional books written by the likes of Tom Bower or Lady Colin Campbell. https://t.co/GGsF5AQSCY

— Sheila Scoular (@sheilascoular) August 20, 2026

3.

She’s completely batshit crazy!
“Megan wants to be Queen”, what’s the plan then, kill William and his kids?
Woman who makes money off writing about the royals complains that Megan will make money by writing about the royals!

— Richard Speight (@Pollos_Enanos) August 20, 2026

4.

Complaining that they’ll try and make money, whilst you whole career has been making money off the back off the Royals is quite ironic

— 💛 Yorkshire lass💛 (@linfitlass) August 20, 2026

5.

😂😂Mushy face is pretending her opinion means something. Woman sit down and lower your volume, you’re just too awful. You bloody relentless troll 😆 https://t.co/YgEjZAJEzo

— Nanibu (@NanibuLioness) August 20, 2026

6.

Deranged gremlin buzzards clawing at the entrails of the royals 😂 https://t.co/gOvHMhpLLn

— Matthew Todd 🌏🔥 (@MrMatthewTodd) August 20, 2026

7.

Why are these people given airtime just to spout their utter drivel?

— John Aitken OBE (@johnaitken69) August 20, 2026

8.

Dan wooton is going to be creaming his pants.

— Biffy (@bonafidebiffy) August 20, 2026

9.

🤣🤣🤣 Mad as a box of frogs 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/ZTu6p1ulDT

— Daily Blase (@DailyBlase) August 20, 2026

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