‘If we were meant to wear masks we’d have evolved them’ – 5 favourite takedowns
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
- John has spent three decades writing about TV, media and popular culture. As broadcasting correspondent of the Guardian he spent many happy years presenting the paper’s MediaTalk podcast, interviewing the likes of Matt Berry, Armando Iannucci and Charlie Brooker.
- A former chairman of the television critics association, the Broadcasting Press Guild, he presented their annual awards ceremony and has a whole bunch of photos of him standing next to A-list celebrities (pictures available on request).
- He has also hosted events for Bafta and the Edinburgh TV Festival, and chaired the press jury prize at the Rose d’Or entertainment festival in Montreux.
Experience
John spent nearly 20 years at the Guardian, first as a freelance and then as a staff member on the Media Guardian team, editing the paper’s Media Monkey diary column. He first started writing about the television business at Broadcast magazine, before joining Heat and (briefly) The Sun. He began his career in local newspapers at the Medway News in Kent and the Norwich Evening News. He has only done stand-up twice and on one of those occasions he was fortunate enough to share the bill with Greg Davies and Rhod Gilbert (before they were famous, obviously).Education
John has an MA in Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford University.Sting listening to his songs being murdered is as enjoyable for us as it is painful for him
This Irish TV news interruption was perfect comic timing
This cafe’s response to people who won’t wear a mask went viral because it’s so well done
This cat’s internal monologue is a very funny listen (especially if you own a cat)
‘Left a little secret for the next people who live in this house (sound on)’
Esther McVey’s made a car crash of a ‘staycation’ video – only 9 responses you need
These ‘Disco Goats’ are just what we needed at the (very hot) end of a long week
‘George doesn’t realise he can’t scratch his ear while lying down’
Just a perfect response to a landlady who didn’t like being addressed as ‘Hey’
Comeback of the day
‘There was an attempt … to relax’
If you’re having a bad day it could be worse, you could be this Swedish guy missing a train
‘Guy blows up his back yard attempting to get rid of a cockroach problem’
‘When you realise the dogs are fighting over a stuffed animal that looks just like you’
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