Someone objected to ants being called ‘she’ and now they know better, much better
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
- John has spent three decades writing about TV, media and popular culture. As broadcasting correspondent of the Guardian he spent many happy years presenting the paper’s MediaTalk podcast, interviewing the likes of Matt Berry, Armando Iannucci and Charlie Brooker.
- A former chairman of the television critics association, the Broadcasting Press Guild, he presented their annual awards ceremony and has a whole bunch of photos of him standing next to A-list celebrities (pictures available on request).
- He has also hosted events for Bafta and the Edinburgh TV Festival, and chaired the press jury prize at the Rose d’Or entertainment festival in Montreux.
Experience
John spent nearly 20 years at the Guardian, first as a freelance and then as a staff member on the Media Guardian team, editing the paper’s Media Monkey diary column. He first started writing about the television business at Broadcast magazine, before joining Heat and (briefly) The Sun. He began his career in local newspapers at the Medway News in Kent and the Norwich Evening News. He has only done stand-up twice and on one of those occasions he was fortunate enough to share the bill with Greg Davies and Rhod Gilbert (before they were famous, obviously).Education
John has an MA in Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford University.Kay Burley owning Grant Shapps live on Sky News wins burn of the day
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A student’s note complaining about their neighbour’s noisy sex was good but the reply was even better
Divers are sharing the scariest things they’ve seen under water – 11 terrifying tales
A Labour MP kept accusing a male politician of ‘mansplaining’ and you’ll be facepalming into next week
This doctor’s takedown of an anti-vaxxer’s Halloween costume mocking measles is one for the history books
Jess Phillips’ killer pause was a brilliant takedown of Boris Johnson’s parenting skills
Dick Braine’s quit as UKIP leader and the jokes wrote themselves
This woman crashed her car while dressed up as Carrie and everyone thought the blood was real
This bodybuilder had the perfect response after his picture was used in a meme about slapping mums
A very clever comeback, regardless of your politics
The woman’s response to this guy saying he’s an ‘astrophysicist’ is the greatest dating show moment
18 responses to a December election to make you feel a tiny bit better about the whole thing
BP asked people to make a pledge to reduce their carbon footprint and this response blew the rest away
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