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This Irish bar has a price list for lies to tell to partners who’ve phoned up asking where their husbands are

People are discussing “mindf**ks” and here’s 26 that may f**k your mind

Google is USELESS

This firsthand account from an MP about what it’s like to lose his seat is properly fascinating

The Financial Times has dissed Nigel Farage in the most glorious but entirely accurate way

Pikachus marching to the tune of the Imperial March will both delight and disturb you

These four General Election Mr Men spoofs are both accurate and funny

This video clip of a toddler scoring a goal on a professional football pitch is the best thing

We hope this sign is a typo

Photograph captures exact moment a man drops glasses whilst climbing mountain

You will need to look at this photo twice to realise it’s not very very rude indeed

11 best Twitter reactions to UKIP being “100% wiped out” in local elections

This letter to Viz skewers the insane logic of “they’d all be speaking German if we hadn’t saved Europe”

This photo of cat who steals underwear looks like Instagram shot of a criminal posing with stash of guns and drugs

If you’re not following this excellent “Britain covered like a developing country” series, you’re missing a real treat

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