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“I feel like these Topshop models are sick of me apologising, but also maybe willing to hear me out”

Lord Heseltine confesses to “strangling a dog” – the funniest Twitter reactions

Someone broke a Skype spam bot by typing an emoji and the transcript is what happens when robots go mad

“It just works” – Apple

“Got tricked into clicking on a site that sells Twitter followers, where I had this conversation with the owner”

Who reckons this might not be a legit iPhone charger?

Read Jilly Cooper’s ‘elasticated waist sex scene’

This diagram nails the amount of time you’ll spend on the loo

So apparently “Sausage FM” where they play the sound of sizzling sausages all day is now a thing

This woman’s “floating head” halloween make-up is genius

When you print out your boarding pass on A1 paper…

This story about training a dog is “the best god damn story you’ll ever read”

It’s a bit off to do a sick burn on your wife via her grave stone

We have so many questions about this charity shop find…

This anti-Trump advert on the side of a bus is really visually clever and you have to see it in motion

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