Celebrity p.46

Our 24 favourite comments on all the Met Gala madness

Rob McElhenney had a one-word takedown of Jerry Seinfeld’s claim that the Left have killed sitcoms

17 pointedly funny things people said about Anya Taylor-Joy’s fabulous Furiosa premier look

This epic Paul Danan ‘tale’ is so fabulously written they should make it an A-level text

This style guru’s Kermit-based takedown of Piers Morgan’s wardrobe is today’s best thing

Alison Hammond’s comedy double entendre caused a Ryan Gosling meltdown and it just got better and better

Everybody’s parents just love to hate random celebrities – 22 detested stars

When Pedro Pascal and Jeff Bridges combined for ‘the greatest set-up and punchline ever’

Russell Brand got baptised in the Thames (No, really) and everybody made the same joke

This police ‘wanted’ picture prompted lots of funny responses but Rylan said it best

Susanna Reid’s takedown of the Mail columnist who told people with mental health issues to ‘get a grip’ had everyone cheering

Richard Madeley talked about supermarket shoplifting and we can’t stop watching Susanna Reid’s face

James Blunt had the best response to the Daily Mail’s desperate take on those runaway horses

A man said Taylor Swift without make-up showed ‘just how much women are lying’ and was mocked into next year

These Gareth Hunt Nescafe Gold outtakes are surely the best 73 seconds you’ll spend today