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John Redwood bemoaned shops’ lack of homegrown fruit and veg – 11 tastiest takedowns

Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week

The Mail’s Andrew Pierce made an excruciating gaffe in his rant about Joe Biden’s statue choices

The only 5 takedowns you need of the MP who accidentally made the argument for EU membership

This Joe Biden inauguration joke was made so much better by people not getting it

Ted Cruz said the Paris climate agreement was about the ‘citizens of Paris’ – 6 brutal takedowns

Gavin Williamson said nobody predicted schools would close – the only 5 responses you need

Bernie Sanders’ coat and mittens combo gave us the best meme of the inauguration – 26 favourites

Melania Trump got a White House staffer to write her thank you notes – to White House staffers

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are sworn in – 17 tweets that capture the joyous global mood right now

Simply 14 hilarious guesses at the contents of Trump’s leaving note to Joe Biden (NSFW)

Eric and Donald Trump Jr cried as their father left the White House – 7 favourite reasons why

Greta Thunberg just had a savage burn for Donald Trump as he left the White House for the last time

The Telegraph’s ‘7 reasons why Joe Biden and Boris Johnson will get on’ is a proper jaw dropper

Nigella Lawson’s ‘recipe of the day’ was the subtlest, most savage Donald Trump burn