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17 funniest things people said about this photo of Boris Johnson and Joe Biden

Jill Biden’s coat shows just how far we’ve come from Melania Trump

There are a couple of cases of monkeypox in Wales and people are going ape

Twitter threw some epic shade at the partial eclipse – 12 shining examples

Boris Johnson said people could afford private tutors because they work hard – ‘must try harder’

This hijack of the Take Off Your Mask hashtag turned the message on its head

Boris Johnson took a plane to Cornwall to discuss climate change – 12 first-class responses

Gavin Williamson criticised students for taking down a picture of the Queen and ended up schooled

How would an Awfully British Last Day on Earth look? 19 perfect suggestions

Lee Hurst’s war-themed dig at vaccinations backfired spectacularly – 12 scorching burns

Service staff are sharing the funny lies they tell customers to get them off their back – 23 favourites

Edgar Wright wins comeback of the day

14 of the very best ‘cakes with threatening auras’

Laurence Fox saw red over London’s Pride traffic lights and the takedowns were absolutely fabulous

A former Brexit Party MEP asked which two England players didn’t take the knee and it’s a glorious self-own