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Greta Thunberg had a mic-drop response to the warning that pollution is shrinking penises

A Tory MP wants people to carry bottles of milk in protest against lockdown – 11 full-fat takedowns

16 favourite reactions to the government’s latest Union Flag mandate

If you thought blocking the Suez Canal was a cock-up – wait till you see that ship’s GPS drawing

Comeback of the day

This hilarious sketch absolutely nails the horrors of workplace small talk

9 favourite reactions to the ‘Stanley Johnson loophole’ in the travel rules

Having a bad day? At least you haven’t wedged a container ship across the Suez Canal

It’s a year since the first lockdown began and these 42 tweets helped us through it

Priti Patel’s ‘Unacceptable scenes in Bristol’ comment turned out to be highly memeable

The government has bought another ‘Brexit jet’ – 8 first-class responses

This Republican trolled Joe Biden and it’s a very satisfying self-own

The only 5 responses you need to the Royals hiring a Diversity Tsar to modernise ‘the Firm’

Simply 19 funny tweets about Census Day that should be preserved for posterity

Orlando Bloom seems to be lost in showbiz – 11 one-star reviews