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Melania Trump got a White House staffer to write her thank you notes – to White House staffers

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are sworn in – 17 tweets that capture the joyous global mood right now

Simply 14 hilarious guesses at the contents of Trump’s leaving note to Joe Biden (NSFW)

Eric and Donald Trump Jr cried as their father left the White House – 7 favourite reasons why

Greta Thunberg just had a savage burn for Donald Trump as he left the White House for the last time

The Telegraph’s ‘7 reasons why Joe Biden and Boris Johnson will get on’ is a proper jaw dropper

Nigella Lawson’s ‘recipe of the day’ was the subtlest, most savage Donald Trump burn

‘Bye Felicia’ trended for hours as Twitter gave Trump his marching orders – 9 perfect examples

Those old Biden-Obama bromance memes are even more poignant now – and they’re still hilarious

The government voted to trade with countries that commit Genocide – 9 categorical condemnations

‘Science Diagrams That Look Like Shitposts’ does what it says on the tin – 19 funny favourites

Liz Hurley’s been making marmalade in lockdown and Hugh Grant’s joke was short but perfectly formed

Laurence Fox has got himself a ‘mask exempt’ badge – only 7 responses you need

Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week

Hugh Grant had the last word on Jacob Rees-Mogg’s ‘happy British fish’