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If you’ve done any of these 17 things, there’s no point worrying about what’s in the vaccine

This Covid-sceptic Telegraph columnist’s claim was a savage self-own – 11 perfect clapbacks

The Electoral College confirms a resounding win for Joe Biden – again: 18 vote-winning reactions

An American slagged off chip butties and it was a declaration of war – 9 very British responses

Google suffered a temporary outage and the world went into panic mode – 14 of the funniest reactions

Donald Trump tweeted ‘wisdom and courage’ and Mark Hamill’s response was simply wizard

The response to this heartless covidiot ‘hits it right on the nose’

People have been suggesting nicknames for Boris Johnson – the 16 funniest

People are sharing the most absurd snacks they’ve snuck into cinemas – 17 favourites

The takedowns of this anti-vax mum’s prayer request have resurfaced as the Covid vaccine rolls out

11 blunt reactions to the warning not to stockpile ahead of Brexit

The Daily Mail quoted the PM blaming Angela Merkel for the UK’s car-crash Brexit – 11 headline-grabbing clapbacks

Scotland names all their gritting lorries and it’s a puntastic delight

The Daily Mail suggested we swap pizza for toast and chips in the wake of a no-deal Brexit – 9 hilarious takedowns

That’s not my Christmas…