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People have been sharing their weakest claims to fame – these 19 are delightfully tenous

Annunziata Rees-Mogg equated the lockdown with Catholic persecution – 9 irreverent responses

Trump’s Twitter rant about Joe Biden got the takedowns it deserved – 8 scathing favourites

People are loving this Burger King ad ahead of the second national lockdown in England

Businesses are quoting Magna Carta to avoid lockdown closures – 9 right royal takedowns

People are enjoying how Gary Lineker is tackling the BBC’s new impartiality guidelines

Nigel Farage is rebranding the Brexit Party as the anti-lockdown Reform UK – only 9 responses you need

People have been coming up with ways to Make A Movie Vegan – 28 sage suggestions

Ian Brown went full covidiot again – the 11 hottest burns

The 11 funniest reactions to this photo of Ivanka Trump with some police officers

Iain Duncan Smith says the government gave in to the scientists – 9 crushing takedowns

The 14 most stinging takedowns of Nadine Dorries who said only a crystal ball could have predicted Lockdown 2

Our 11 favourite guesses at why the lockdown briefing was delayed

England is expected to go into a second Covid lockdown next week – 17 favourite responses

Donald Trump kissed Melania and the whole ‘fake First Lady’ thing kicked off again – 7 favourite responses