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Mark Francois threatened the Army with Dominic Cummings – 9 fully-loaded takedowns

Pandemic puns and lockdown laughs – 11 tweets to keep your spirits up

Singer Jess Glynne was turned away by a restaurant for looking like this – 7 tasty responses

Boris Johnson blamed care home owners for coronavirus deaths and Susie Dent’s tweet was 10/10

We didn’t see where this Twitter spat was going and the twist was a knockout

Boris Johnson shifted the blame for excess care home deaths to care bosses – 8 swift clapbacks

This New York Times editor was sniffy about pantos and the takedowns came thick and fast (oh yes they did)

A woman filmed herself refusing to wear a mask in hospital and it may be the greatest self-own

These ‘patriots’ climbed up a hill to unveil a ‘White Lives Matter’ banner – 9 favourite responses

The Leave Alliance is blaming the Brexit mess on Remainers – 9 brutal takedowns

People have been joking about the pandemic – the 11 funniest

Someone has made a hilarious thread that shoots down all those flimsy anti-mask excuses

‘A short story about Serena Williams’

The guy who mansplained Sarah Silverman’s joke wins Mansplainer of the Week™

The only 5 responses you need to the announcement that drunks can’t socially distance