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Our 14 favourite funny and scathing takes on the lockdown

This woman went deep undercover to stay on her ex-boyfriend’s Netflix and it’s next level stuff

The only 5 reactions you need to Trump’s plans to muzzle Twitter

Rishi Sunak joked about Nando’s re-opening and these 9 people had a bone to pick

Lord Sugar shared this ‘once in a millennium’ birthday coincidence and we can only hope he’s in on the joke

Lockdown laughs: 10 more things we’ve learnt from 9 weeks of quarantine

People have been sharing Classic Dom excuses to rival the Barnard Castle eye test – our 23 favourites

Whoever did today’s Daily Star front page, take the rest of the week off

Emily Maitlis just nailed the whole Dominic Cummings saga in 20 seconds flat

The only 5 reactions you need to Trump wondering if he should take insulin

Paddy McGuinness’ ‘Is This the Way to Barnard Castle?’ is a topical and very funny earworm

People enjoyed Kay Burley’s perfect 4-word takedown of Katie Hopkins after she blamed the ‘scum media’ for everything

People are sharing horror stories from their jobs in 5 words or less – 18 absolute chillers

Embarrassing wrong number of the week

Dominic Cummings’ tale told in the style of the ‘plague diary of Mark ne-Francois-Pepys’ is a very funny read