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Donald Trump thinks he was made Michigan’s Man of the Year but that’s not a real award

People are ruining band names by changing a letter or two – 17 goldplays

Irvine Welsh’s response to the Pick For Britain Trainspotting rip-off was nothing less than it deserved

Only 9 responses you need to Simply Red’s ‘top 5 coolest cultures’ on Earth

This thread of gems from Harry Hill’s TV Burp is just the content we need right now

The Sun put Steve Coogan on its front page for furloughing two people – 5 favourite responses

Stay Alert – Read these 17 pandemic jokes – Save your sense of humour!

This Christian cast doubt on pandemic experts by comparing them to Noah and the takedowns were brutal

Lord Sugar doesn’t think raising tax for the rich is a good idea – 8 totally unsurprised responses

That “Stay Alert” message saw people flock to the beach – the only 5 reactions you need

People are sharing bits of London they dislike most and the petty hatred is cheering us up

Sarah Vine was shocked that a teaching union leader said kids were ‘mucky’ – only 5 responses you need

These 14 funny tweets about the pandemic are a real tonic

Men are less likely to wear masks because they’re “a sign of weakness” – 11 stunning takedowns

The tale of these two dogs is surely the cutest story you’ll read this week