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Yorkshire Tea’s takedown of a troll who wouldn’t let that Tory photo go is a very British triumph

15 relatable things that people used to like – but don’t now

McDonald’s has released a range of food-scented candles – the 11 hottest burns

Trump’s doctor had to hide veg in his mash – these 5 people made a meal of it

People are discovering Dick Pound for the first time and it’s a welcome relief from everything else right now

This man’s joyful attempt to make a giant Cadbury’s Creme Egg went viral because people loved it so much

Comeback of the week (AKA just idiots bickering on Twitter)

Brian Bilston’s Pancake Day poem is flipping marvellous

A lovely little practical joke if your neighbour’s security settings aren’t what they might be

This takedown of Neil deGrasse Tyson’s thoughts on ‘Frozen’ was ice cold

Toby Young’s new Free Speech Union got people speaking freely – our 7 favourite examples

People loved Yorkshire Tea’s response after the chancellor was pictured with it making a cuppa

Favourite 5 things people said about our ‘technologically advanced’ new blue passports

Lots of people made jokes after this chap was back on the news but Dara O’Briain’s was the best

Heathrow’s carbon footprint announcement was just plane crazy – our 7 favourite comments