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This man’s joyful attempt to make a giant Cadbury’s Creme Egg went viral because people loved it so much

Comeback of the week (AKA just idiots bickering on Twitter)

Brian Bilston’s Pancake Day poem is flipping marvellous

A lovely little practical joke if your neighbour’s security settings aren’t what they might be

This takedown of Neil deGrasse Tyson’s thoughts on ‘Frozen’ was ice cold

Toby Young’s new Free Speech Union got people speaking freely – our 7 favourite examples

People loved Yorkshire Tea’s response after the chancellor was pictured with it making a cuppa

Favourite 5 things people said about our ‘technologically advanced’ new blue passports

Lots of people made jokes after this chap was back on the news but Dara O’Briain’s was the best

Heathrow’s carbon footprint announcement was just plane crazy – our 7 favourite comments

The only 7 reactions you need to the size of Boris Johnson’s briefs

If Mr Men and Little Miss characters were utter ar*eholes

17 nice things that made us feel good this week

Simply 17 times Irvine Welsh was brilliant (and brilliantly NSFW) on Twitter

The 25 funniest things from this week