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Richard Osman shared his New Year resolution and he wasn’t disappointed by the replies

‘These kind of comebacks should be illegal’

If you’re having a rubbish NYE then console yourself it’s not as bad as Richard Herring’s a few years back

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Your 26 funniest takes on New Year’s resolutions

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5 scathing reactions to this announcement of June Whitfield’s death a full year late

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