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Simply 22 things that Donald Trump’s new spiritual adviser Paula White and her husband look like

Johnny Marr’s 4-word shutdown of Smiths reunion rumours was the perfect Morrissey pisstake

11 brutal takedowns of Boris Johnson’s weird slow-mo campaign video

A four-year-old Robert Dyas Christmas ad has resurfaced and it’s a baffling marvel

Boris Johnson had to ask the Queen to dissolve Parliament – four right royal burns

Bodyguard creator Jed Mercurio said the Cabinet’s so bad he can’t work out how not to kill them all off in the sequel

A climate-change denier tried to own Greta Thunberg but it totally backfired

Facebook’s expensive rebrand was hardly worth the bother – 11 slick takedowns

Favourite 5 replies to this guy who can’t understand why women ‘want losers’ (and not him)

This teacher’s takedown of the guy who said ‘Nazis were socialists’ is an all-time classic of the genre

This house has more than 300 plug sockets and it’s weirding people out

Trump’s new staffer is hilarious yet terrifying in full televangelist mode – our 7 favourite reactions

This cat needs to read the job description before inviting any more mice for dinner

18 bemused reactions to the Telegraph’s bizarre front page

Simply 14 tweets to make your Bonfire Night go with a bang