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This cat needs to read the job description before inviting any more mice for dinner

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Simply 14 tweets to make your Bonfire Night go with a bang

11 condemnations of Jacob Rees-Mogg’s shameful Grenfell comment

Curtis Stigers took down Nigel Farage’s plans for the NHS and won everybody’s vote

Frankie Boyle spotted a deep irony in Chuka Umunna’s call for a Lib Dem presence in a TV debate

This golden moment with Boyzone shows why Irish TV legend Gay Byrne will be missed

Jo Swinson just can’t admit that the Lib Dems’ dodgy poll isn’t a vote winner