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It’s (not) Brexit Day and we’ve rounded up the riot and explosion reports – our 24 favourites

23 Halloween jokes to get you in the right spirit

These 7 reactions to someone complaining about green witch make-up were absolutely magic

The only 4 reactions you need to Twitter’s ban on political ads

Susanna Reid skewered Matt Hancock’s policy claims and it’s crucial viewing – our 7 favourite reactions

Trump shared a photo of himself giving an award to the hero dog – 14 ruff comments

This woman crashed her car while dressed up as Carrie and everyone thought the blood was real

Lizzo’s ‘Truth Hurts’ in the style of the Hocus Pocus witches is a freaky Halloween treat

The Trumps couldn’t even dish out Halloween treats without messing up

Mariah Carey’s early Christmas message is hilariously relatable

18 responses to a December election to make you feel a tiny bit better about the whole thing

“There’s Always a Tweet” featuring Donald Trump – episode 347

Richard Osman’s been explaining stuff to Americans and it prompted lots of funny replies

Simply 18 things we are “never meant to know”

Trump made an announcement about a canine hero and got hounded – our 15 favourites