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This reporter couldn’t quite nail that killer end for her piece to camera

These 22 terrible dates will make you seriously consider becoming a hermit

John Bercow said no to a vote on the deal and Brexiters were furious – our 7 favourite reactions

Michael Spicer’s tormented aide was in the room next door to Donald Trump’s campaign fraud denials

Toby Young’s been trolling Meghan Markle and this is the only reply you need

Dan Walker had the perfect response to Piers Morgan’s trolling of Meghan Markle and it burned, it really burned

James Blunt had the perfect riposte for a disappointed Bruce Springsteen fan

A woman on the Final Say march had a stinging response to a reporter’s question

Emily Maitlis murdered the ERG’s Steve Baker with words and it’s a glorious watch

The only 5 reactions you need to David Hameron calling the PM a greased piglet

Boris Johnson tried to pull a stunt with his letter to the EU – 23 signature responses

The trials and tribulations of using a phone as a teenager in the ’90s

Your life in your 20s vs your life in your 40s – compared!

This thread of awful politicians and their Doctor Who counterparts is just wonderful

Richard Osman asked how many times people sneeze and it turned out someone keeps a spreadsheet