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People love this good dog’s unlikely change of career – the only 3 replies you need

Thread of the day (with an unexpected twist in its telling)

The heart rate meme just about beats them all – the only 11 you need to see

Mark Francois threatened the EU with Perfidious Albion and got owned – 18 hilarious reactions

7 favourite takedowns of the guy who mansplained why women shouldn’t dye their hair

A writer shared the ‘invisible work’ her friend did that her husband never noticed and it’s fair to say it struck a chord

“What’s the most surreal encounter you’ve had with someone famous?” – the 14 best replies

Having a bad day? It could be worse, your kid could have just done this to your iPad

This Jake Humphrey thread and the response it provoked is truly heartwarming stuff

Mark Francois wants another vote of no confidence in Theresa May – the only 7 replies you need

This tweet about BBC Science Focus mag is the truest thing you’ll read all week

23 times the customer really wasn’t right and they’re very funny and occasionally far too relatable

Nigel Farage told people to ignore the World Health Organization – 11 sick burns

These 14 three-word sad stories will hit you where it hurts

This Tinder profile starts badly and gets far worse