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Simply 9 brilliant responses to parents complaining about LGBT lessons in schools

Just 6 funny tweets about the Article 50 petition site crashing while you wait for it to stop crashing

13 favourite things people are saying about signing the ‘Revoke Article 50’ petition

Simply 17 pictures of Simon Cowell’s extraordinary jeans/shoes combos

Theresa May’s Brexit statement was uncomfortable viewing – 26 one-star reviews

Simply 14 of the best Brexit jokes around

People have noticed a change in the Brexit headlines – and not in a good way

Simply 13 things we spent far too long worrying about as kids

Journalists have realised this monkey has nailed their favourite pose

This Tory MP said strangers talk to him on the tube about Brexit – 14 brutal and very funny takedowns

Telly critic Ian Hyland’s joke was taken to a whole new level by people who didn’t get it

Why France’s EU minister called her cat ‘Brexit’ is some next level trolling right here

Liam Fox boasted about a trade deal and got dragged – the only 11 reactions you need to read

A man compared scraped knees to period pain – 13 savage burns

John Bercow has dropped a bombshell onto “Meaningful Vote 3” – 14 ayes to the right