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People are loving this woman’s savage takedown of the racist who told her to speak English

MEP Guy Verhofstadt brutally took down Brexit-loving Labour MP Kate Hoey after she said this

The 25 funniest jokes of the week

Dan Snow found a rat on the toilet and the replies have got everyone terrified

Matt Haig shared this from Kafka’s diaries and it’s instantly relatable for anyone who’s tried to write. Anything

A Leave campaigner posted an embarrassing self-own and these 12 takedowns were brutal

Simply 19 funny captions to go with that picture of Theresa May and Donald Tusk

This dad’s personal ad ‘looking for a son-in-law’ went viral because it’s so unusual and begs lots of questions

Donald Trump Jr trolled these Democrat women and it’s the ultimate self-own

M&S is inviting people to ‘share their love sausage’ on Valentine’s Day and the innuendos came thick and fast

A Tory MP got owned for her pro-Brexit tweet – the 12 hottest burns

Donald Tusk and his Brexit ‘special place in hell’ – the only 9 replies you need

Yoko Ono asked Twitter for advice to make our lives better and the replies were very funny (and helpful)

This man got a great reply from Netflix after submitting his TV show idea. Or perhaps not.

These 23 petty AF pet peeves are perfectly picky