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A Scottish newspaper’s reaction to being banned from a press conference is glorious – the 17 best reactions

Jeremy Hunt praised an MP for revealing his HIV status and got thoroughly owned

19 Quite Interesting tweets from the official QI Twitter account

Just 21 surreal and brilliant jokes written by kids which will have you crying with laughter

Nick Knowles’ knickers are in a twist in the I’m a Celeb camp – 12 comments that get to the bottom of it

This heartwarming tale of one woman’s great feat will distract you from the Brexit shitshow

Jacob Rees-Mogg had a dig at the Governor of the Bank of England and took a pounding – 17 gold standard reactions

There’s a new meme on the block but he never texts you back – the 25 hottest takes

This woman owned a creepy DM sex pest in the best way

People are sharing ‘Beatles songs for millennials’ and they are funny and very clever – our 27 favourites

Bake Off’s Nadiya missed a comma and everybody made the same joke – 13 showstoppers

This joke was made so much better by people who insisted on taking it seriously

21+ times a dad hilariously ruined his young son’s jokes with facts

This woman woke up to find she’d been drunk texting her dog

Elon Musk said people should work 80 hours a week and these are the only replies you need