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These 12 National Poetry Day efforts go from bard to verse

Simply 33 pleasant things to soothe your troubled soul

Nissan warns that a No Deal Brexit might apply the brakes – the only 7 reactions you need to read

McCain burned Theresa May and we’re off to buy some oven chips

Donald Trump sent the entire nation a text message – our 24 favourite reactions

The Conservative Party Conference is over and this is what we learned – 16 hilarious comments

Theresa May danced onstage to Abba’s Dancing Queen – our favourite 23 responses

A Tory MP called for civil partnerships between siblings to be legalised and it got entirely the responses it deserved

These #ScouseFilmTitles puns show no Mersey – our 29 favourites

A student union did this and people don’t know whether to laugh or cry (just don’t applaud)

This thread about how people grow old today went viral because it nails it so well

Dominic Raab blamed people for ‘politicising’ the N Ireland border and the takedowns were very satisfying indeed

Boris Johnson tried to troll Theresa May’s “fields of wheat” story but reaped a whole lot of burns – our 19 favourites

Kanye West made an astonishing pro-Trump statement and got ripped for it – 35 savage takedowns

Italian police did this and people are milking it for all its worth – the funniest 11 responses