Twitter p.137

People are listing the things you still can’t do after vaccination using familiar plots – 17 favourites

KFC only follow 11 people on Twitter and Richard Osman sent the gag viral all over again

Gavin Williamson wants a crackdown on pupil behaviour – 9 comprehensive takedowns

Kevin ‘Hercules’ Sorbo got shot down in flames with one hilarious response

The UK’s weirdly unpredictable weather was a hot topic – 12+ funniest takes

This most unfortunate (and hilarious) emoji mix-up is one for the ages

Self-own of the day

Joe Heenan shared his trick for dealing with scam callers and started a trend – 16 of the best

The Wire’s writer wins Burn of the Week in his Twitter spat with Piers Morgan

Donald Trump’s Coke boycott lost its fizz overnight – 8 favourite reactions

This all-time classic comeback has just gone viral all over again

Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week

Our 14 favourite funny pandemic posts

This Michael McKean takedown went viral because people loved it so much

Laurence Fox launched his election campaign with a big red bus – 11 spoilt ballots