Twitter p.146

NASA’s Perserverance rover landed on Mars and began tweeting – 17 galactic responses

A Telegraph column about the ‘woke’ being mean to conservatives got the takedowns you’d expect

This hilarious tale of a most unfortunate vaccine mix-up is making everyone’s lockdown better

It turns out none of us like using the big light – 13 funniest things people said about it

Simply 19+ of the funniest tweets about Lent

Nigel Farage wants to scrap legislation that doesn’t exist – 10 favourite responses

17 pancake jokes that will make your day even batter

People are really scratching their heads over this picture of four – not three – friends

This ultimate insider’s account of the first decimal coins is simply fabulous

‘What’s the weirdest thing you saw on your commute?’ – 25 funniest answers

The ‘Why you should have a cat’ Twitter account is the stress buster we all need – 10 favourites

Eric Trump’s boast about his father’s impeachment acquittal backfired spectacularly

11 scathing reactions to Rishi Sunak’s riches to riches story

Our 18 favourite funny Valentine’s Day tweets

Donald Trump is acquitted for a second time with Republican backing – 15 damning verdicts