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People have been joking about the tier system – 14 very funny favourites

This ‘Tory Jesus’ thread is very funny with the perfect payoff

Bad day? Could be worse, you could be the US news anchor being mistaken for a Tory MP

Feast your eyes on the 19 funniest ‘Tory Food Tips’

We’re at the “MPs telling poor people how to cook” stage of the school meals argument

Donald Trump said hospitals profit from Covid deaths and these doctors’ takedowns were clinical

Melania may have been fake but the jokes about her were very real – our 9 favourites

11 scathing reactions to Lee Hurst’s anti-mask supermarket strop

British clocks have gone back one hour – our 15 favourite funny takes

If Characters from Children’s Classic Books had Facebook accounts

Self-own of the week

Amazon praised Marcus Rashford and it didn’t end well for them – 5 favourite takedowns

25 fresh and funny coronavirus-free tweets to take your mind off the news

Pat Sharp’s ‘Re-Run the Fun’ is surely the most bizarrely funny thing you’ll read this week

Marcus Rashford is sharing places doing free kids’ meals because the government won’t and it’s an amazing read