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The Rule of Six might be lifted for Christmas Day – 11 festive footnotes

25 delightfully covid-free funny tweets from this week

Van Morrison’s written 3 anti-lockdown songs – these 13 takedowns all hit the right note

14 of the funniest comments on what’s going on with the coronavirus

The head of Test and Trace says the rise in demand was unexpected – 11 favourite reactions

Jacob Rees-Mogg told people to stop their ‘endless carping’ about lack of Covid tests – 9 favourite takedowns

Chris ‘no ships’ Grayling just got a £100k job advising ports – only 5 responses you need

Our top 10 takes on the pandemic’s progress

J.K. Rowling’s attempt to write a regional accent went down like a cursed Nimbus 2000

This misogynist said men would save women from zombies and got the apocalyptic owns he deserved

‘I accidentally bought inspirational paper towels and I am FURIOUS’

These anti-maskers ‘invaded’ a shop without masks on and it’s peak covidiocy

Donald Trump said ‘herd mentality’ will make Covid-19 go away – 7 deadly takedowns

Wayne Lineker shared his ‘criteria’ for a girlfriend and people don’t know where to start

The 15 funniest band names people suggested for Ian Brown and Noel Gallagher