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Ben & Jerry’s gave Priti Patel advice on compassion and got the cold shoulder – 11 cool responses

The ‘Thighland’ guy defended Donald Trump saying the ‘1917’ pandemic ended WW2 – 5 historic owns

Now Sky News is following migrants in boats across the English Channel – 5 responses that say it all

Our 12 favourite funny tweets about the coronavirus

TikTok’s reaction to Instagram’s new short-video feature is a masterclass in sarcasm

Breakfast TV filmed migrants bailing out water from their boat in the English Channel – only 5 responses you need

C5’s Jeremy Vine Show asked if pupils should be weighed post-lockdown – only 5 replies you need

Trump said the “1917” pandemic ended WW2 – the only 5 historic owns you need

A rich white Tory disputed Dawn Butler’s experience of racism and these 9 takedowns were spectacular

11 hilarious observations on pandemic life

Piers Morgan said no-one changes their mind anymore and James O’Brien’s comeback was perfect

Carol Kirkwood brightened up the weather forecast with a NSFW slip of the tongue – our 5 favourite reactions

Toby Young’s anti-mask dating forum is all set to go viral – 19 very funny responses

People have been having a good old moan about the heat – the 17 hottest takes

Priti Patel wants the Navy AND FRANCE to keep the Channel free of migrants – 9 great comebacks