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Eric Idle wasn’t happy with this ‘official’ Monty Python advice about going back to the pub

Simply 13 tweets about the pubs re-opening today

Twitter exchange of the day

Pubs in England will reopen at 6am on Saturday and people had thoughts – here are 13 of them

Simply 23 very funny things you can say both during sex and work video conference calls

Boris Johnson said he ‘doesn’t believe in gestures’ and the entire internet spoke as one

This week’s 25 funniest jokes and pics

14 of the funniest jokes we’ve seen about the coronavirus

Moose Allain shared some Devon words and the replies were a dictionary of delights – 18 favourites

The only 5 responses you need to the government’s advice to not overdo it at the pub

8 favourite reactions to Boris Johnson’s dad flying to his villa in Greece

People are sharing stories of how they accidentally hit the alarm button after Caitlin Moran saw this

Vanilla Ice will play a concert in pandemic hit Texas – 5 cold as ice takedowns

11 favourite reactions to the oddities of the coronavirus crisis

This question about a shark went viral – but the responses were a bit fishy