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The government’s track and trace app doesn’t work – 8 savage takedowns

Lord Sugar thinks lockdown should end because no-one he knows died – only 5 responses you need

Simply a fascinating thread about taking the internet at face value and this ‘heart-shaped honeycomb’

Nigel Slater’s really not having any messing with his aubergine recipe

What are people saying about coping with a pandemic? Our 11 favourite things

Dominic Raab thinks taking the knee is from Game of Thrones and the entire internet shook its head

Twitter dunked on Boris Johnson for his Australian biscuit “advert” – the only 6 reactions you need

Fox News hilariously mistook a Monty Python reference for dissent among the protest ranks

Boris Johnson’s official plane is to be repainted at a cost of almost £1 million – the 9 best reactions

Non-essential shops have opened and people are queuing up to joke about it – our 16 favourites

Boris Johnson said he’d not heard of Marcus Rashford’s campaign until the day before – only 5 replies you need

Donald Trump talked about an AIDS vaccine which doesn’t exist – our 11 favourite reactions

The only 5 takedowns you need after Labour tried to claim Marcus Rashford’s food vouchers goal

This amazing tale of the kindness of strangers has gone viral all over again

13 funny things people said about the guys ‘defending’ the George Eliot statue in Nuneaton