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The government eased the lockdown on the advice of a non-existent body – our 8 favourite responses

Ivanka Trump’s bible quote went down like a snake in the garden – the only 5 takedowns you need

Donald Trump hid in the White House bunker – 13 of the funniest things people said about it

This George Orwell quote from 1984 fits these Sun front pages like a super, soaraway glove

People rushed back to Ikea after lockdown eased today – favourite 5 responses

The Daily Mail said men could suffer from their partner’s menopause – only 5 replies you need

Gary Lineker tweeted ‘black lives matter’ and these grimly predictable responses got exactly the treatment they deserved

Simply 33 gloriously silly jokes to help take the edge off for a moment or two

These men have been ‘whitesplaining’ Martin Luther King to his son and there are no words

Comeback of the week (if only life was always as satisfying as this)

Matt Lucas asked what to call the crisps we eat while waiting for dinner – 9 deliciously funny suggestions

Our 12 favourite new funny takes on this pandemic life

Our 13 favourite takedowns of Donald Trump’s plan to declare Antifa terrorists

People were not happy at Matt Hancock’s horse racing announcement – these 7 won by a head

Classic Children’s Books Reimagined For Life During Lockdown